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Be Active in the Community – Bring Google to Omaha
Posted on March 2nd, 2010 No commentsI am still trying to raise awareness of Google’s Fiber Internet access roll-out project. However I am not getting the traction I wanted. If you want really High speed Internet Access, for all the good it will do for You, the Omaha-Metro Economy and The Omaha-Metro Community, then you should do something. Take Action, tell your friends, tell your family, call people in power… do something.
Here is what I did, and what I think you should do: I called the Mayor’s Hotline, KPTM, WOWT, KETV, and The Omaha World. I called the Mayor’s Hotline, because he is the big decision maker in town, and I contacted the news outlets because they can each reach all of Omaha rapidly.

This place could use some Incredibly fast internet
Here is all of their contact info:- The mayor’s hotline – (402) 444-5555
- The Omaha World Herald – (402) 444-1000
- KETV Channel 7 news – (402) 978-8954
- WOWT Channel 6 news – (402) 346-6666
- KPTM Channel 42 news – (402) 558-4282
This is what I did, but see what creative ways you can alert everyone in Omaha to Google’s Fiber Internet access plans. Tell them about how this could create jobs, how it could bring Videos into the home in seconds, How it make Husker Games available anywhere at anytime, How, with the help of the medical community be used to save lives and How it can do things I haven’t thought of but your will.
If you are talking to Google, this is also to their advantage. Since they already have an Office on Council Bluffs, they already have a staging point for planning. Since they want to service Internet Service Providers as well they can work with Cox and Qwest. They want Technically inclined home users and people to move away from dial-up, and we have plenty of people who want this and want to ditch their dial-up.
Any questions, drop me line at toppij@gmail.com or give me a call 402-714-7539. I would like to involve all of Omaha and the surrounding communities so give it your best shot, and if you would like to help but don’t know how, talk to me and we will work it out.
Also see my First post on bringing Google Fiber to Omaha. -
Bring Google Fiber to Omaha
Posted on February 12th, 2010 1 commentGoogle has some big news about Fiber Internet. They want to run Internet directly to homes and businesses at 1 Gigabit per second. Check out Google Fiber for Communities page and sign up for it now.
To put this in perspective, let me use a plumbing analogy. Dialup at 56 Kilobits is like a leaky bathroom faucet, it let’s the data trickle through, at 1 drip per second. Cable or DSL at 5 Megabits is like turning the faucet on halfway and getting a stream equal to 42 drips per second. Googles fiber would be like the spigot that fills your bathtub or waters your lawn at more than 4,200 Drips per second, more like a torrent than a collection of drips. (I guess a faucet -> Hose -> Hoover Dam analogy would have been more impressive, But I like accuracy.)
But why does that matter? Have you ever wanted to get that video off your home computer? Have you ever wanted to connect to your work PC from home, but couldn’t stand how slow it was? Have you tried email more than 1 or 2 pictures at a time? Have you ever, even for a second been sick of waiting for that progress? Have you ever waited for you medical records to be transfered to your specialist while waiting for answers on a life threatening ailment?
Then imagine all the new things this change would bring. Did you like that new blockbuster movie, then head up to Netflix and download it in Hi-Def in just minutes. Have you ever wanted to download a 3d model of that house or that car to get a closer look before wasting your time with that real estate agent or car salesman?
Economic benefits abound too! There will be more jobs making this new infrastructure, not to mention the Information Technology opportunities once the network is in place. Non-technical business will have incredible improvements too. Law enforcment could move mounds of evidence in seconds. Medical and Engineering information that would have taken days can now be put into expert hands in minutes. Imagine having all your information for anything just a moment away. Those are the simple benefits that we can easily see now, after this is rolled out we will find so many new uses for it that we could even imagine now.
So I went to the Google Fiber for Communities page and I enrolled Omaha/La Vista with the answers listed below (and I filled out a bunch of simple questions honestly).
Google asked why my community would be a good place for Google to bring Fiber service to, so I told them:Here in Omaha and it’s suburbs we have a disproportionate amount of IT Businesses like InfoUSA(La Vista/Omaha), Yahoo (La Vista), First Data (Omaha), Cosentry (Bellevue), Google (Council Bluffs) and many startups from individuals to Business incubators like the one University of Netbraksa Omaha (UNO) Houses. Combine the businesses with the technically inclined residency; it seems to me that everyone wants better internet service for their personal projects. All this should make for a receptive welcome.
There are several other ISPs here including Cox and Qwest, and Qwest attempted Fiber roll-out with mixed success. With clout like Google’s, you may be able to arrange deals with these local ISPs to help with the ever expensive `last mile` and truly get the most out of the available technology. Since one of your goals is openness having these ISPs already in place provides an opportunity as a backbone provider.
I will post this to my blog before the sun sets on Omaha, calling for the People of my Community to sign up for this as well.
When asked about the quality of my Internet service I said:The quality of my current service is mediocre at best, It seems fast most of the time, but then as soon I have to download something or upload a real file it fails or becomes sluggish. Customer service could be better, for a simple move to a new apartment I was billed extra several times (for one move), and it took no less than 5 calls in total.
Surely you can think of your own reasons that we need this, if for nothing else, sign up to bring more jobs to Omaha. If you cannot think of you own reasons copy and paste mine. But if you can, put your own reasons in, nothing is more convincing than earnest and heartfelt sincerity.
Now hurry up! Sign up Omaha For google fiber now! If you know any political figures in town, get them involved. If done right this can be of enormous Personal, Community and Economic Benefit.
I used the USGS Faucet dripping calculator to crunch these numbers, and I assumed that 1/2 ml = 1 drip = 60 Kilobit (Minor rounding was involved). -
IT Certifications Aren’t Worth the Paper They’re Not Printed On!
Posted on December 11th, 2009 4 commentsAt work we are trying to attract a new client. They toured the facility, they looked around and asked questions, all while my peers and I demonstrated our knowledge and abilities. They were impressed as we took actual phone calls for actual users. They oohed and awed as we remotely administered dozens of servers, of varying types and platforms. It all seemed to be going smoothly until they wanted to see our certifications.
We were like see our what… You are kidding right? We are doing the work for many other customers and we have real working relationships with fortune 100 companies, but they want us to produce papers to prove that we can do it. We all agree we should go get the papers; how tough could it be? So we all start working on our Server+ certifications and other IT(Information Technology) Certifications.
So we get this software that swears up and down that they follow theComptardComptia Server+ to the letter, since I have taken A+ training courses I believe them completely. The question and topics covered by Server+ range from Antiquated to Unrelated. The test and course material meticulously covers the disadvantages of SIMM tin leads vs copper leads, and other information that is so old it predates the Internet and I couldn’t find a a good link to it.
There were many other unrelated topics, such as fire control systems. I guess in a small organization the server administrator is trusted with the lives of everyone nearby and allowed to choose how water is sprayed onto to giant pile of flaming computers. This is for safety officers, loss prevention agents, managers, lawyers (to prevent lawsuits) or insurance companies (to prevent claims). I fail to see how the guy who decides which piece of software to install should be responsible for FIRE! It seems a little unrelated to me.
These weren’t isolated portions either, they kept throwing old and unrelated junk at me. PIO modes from 20+ year old hard drives, history lessons of who invented what, hooking up hard-drives in desktop systems, and finally how does a USB coffee cup warmer get its power (and other passive power USB devices).
When the information wasn’t unrelated it was old. Here is a quote from the course material:
- Created in 1986.
In an industry that you have to read the news daily or get left behind, what from 23 years ago could possibly still be relevant. I skipped the 32bit/64bit transition because I knew I didn’t have time to keep up to date with all the news, when I stepped out of IT for a while. I picked it back up just earlier this year, and I hit the books (The Web really) relearning what was needed. Only occasionally do I need knowledge generated during my 18 month IT Hiatus a year ago. How could I ever need knowledge about something 23 years ago rather than more knowledge from now, or at least the historical relevance of archaic tools. I could understand studying why one technology beat out another. But no, they go into technical details like this:
- Standard: SCSI-1
- Data Bus Size (bits):8
- Clock Speed (MHz): 5
- Throughput (MB/s): 5
- Maximum Devices (including SCSI controller): 8
- Cable(s): 50-pin Centronics
When the information wasn’t old or unrelated it was inaccurate. I could see how some of these could be judgment calls, like when they said
ItanicItanium as a good 64bit chip. I was was there for the beginnings of the Itanic, and I know better, and the Itanium Sales Forecasts agree with me. But, someone still could still disagree because on some level it is still an opinion. However some of the items that used in this Certification are just plain wrong by the math.
[Warning Technical Gibberish incoming]
In one of the multiple choice questions in a practice test they asked “How much Memory can a 64 bit CPU address?” and there was no correct choice provided. For those who don’t know, a CPU does the thinking and RAM/Memory store what is being thought about. The “bits” in a CPU refer to the number of wires used to “address” the RAM. Since each Byte (1 letter or number) has its own address, and each wire can only be on or off this sets a pretty hard cap on how bytes the CPU can easily talk to. A memory address is a unique combination of 1s and 0s (ons and offs) that those 64 wires can take.
Anyone who has taken 7th grade math knows how to calculate how many possibilities exist in a simple combination like this. However, let’s assume that you have been deprived a basic education and are clever enough to try and figure it out for yourself. The first wire has 2 states (on/off), and the next wire has 2 more so I guess we should multiply to get 4 total states. If you work it out this keeps holding up for all 64 wires. Just multiply 64 twos together, or if you remember your 7th grade math take 2 to the 64th power and prove 2^64 bytes in exabytes is 16 Exabytes and can be addressed by a 64bit CPU.
[/Technical Gibberish]
What bugs me most about this is that the guy in the video said the 16 Exabytes. Even though the guys in the video was completely un-photogenic, talked with a funny lisp, and made many errors, he still seemed to genuinely know what he was talking about. Every statement he made could readily be independently verified. Unfortunately the Fact pages and tests were constantly off base and full of shit.
Unfortunately the tests are the part that match up with the Comptia Server+ Certification. Meaning that if they brought in any kind of expert who knew what they were doing, they would get conflicting results. Unfortunately this has been my experience with all certifications from microsoft, Comptia, Cisco and even the majority of classroom study.
What does this mean for companies that hire based solely on certifications? I think it means that they are very likely to hire misinformed idiots, and this unfortunately matches up with my experiences.
I think IT needs a proper Apprenticeship like carpenters, blacksmiths an electricians of years gone by. Maybe not for 7 years, but at least as long a college degree. Even interns and former interns do much better than people with IT certs and no experience. If something like this were common it would weed out people who just wanted a quick buck and tried to get certs by memorizing questions and answers and it would practically guarantee that any journeyman would be better prepared than most independent consultants today. It would also get rid of all those idiots who get a 4 year computer science degree and still don’t learn how to turn a PC on. Certifications as they exist now help make those idiots, and those idiots waste your time and money.








